Faculty/Staff Softball Team Wins a Game?!?!
As the intramural softball season for students was about to begin, a ragtag group of Life University faculty and staff formed a team in an attempt to hang with the younger crowd. The team name is Staffed Peppers, which narrowly won out over the proposed name of Staff Infections.
After getting thumped, and I mean really thumped, in their first two games of the season, the Peppers caught lightning in a bottle last night, and won on a walk off home run by Maurice Allen in the bottom of the sixth inning. The final score was 16-14 in favor of the Peppers. Out of respect for our opponents, we won't divulge the name of the losing team.
Jenni Bennett, team captain of the Peppers, said after the game, "The biggest difference tonight was the fact that Dr. Marc Schneider didn't play for us. That eliminated a huge hole in the infield." This is likely the last story you'll read about the Peppers since lightning supposedly never strikes twice in the same place...
- This rousing update brought to you by Staffed Peppers bat boy, Craig Dekshenieks
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